Do you want to have hair that looks better with gel than instead of being hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it? Well I think you need the new 'Derek Zoolander hair gel for people who can't...
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"