Hanselsohot

What's the dealio, yo?

Ridiculous products to make you redculously good looking.  

We are more interested about what bark was made of our on a tree. Sting is a big icon for us, we don't really listen to his music but appreciate what he is doing.

Our attitude is who cares, its only fashion...

I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills!

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Zoolander centre for kids who can't read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too.

We send ridiculously ridiculous good stuff about how awesome we are.