Hanselsohot

Blue Steel Hair Gel

Do you want to have hair that looks better with gel than instead of being hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it? Well I think you need the new 'Derek Zoolander hair gel for people who can't do hair good and want to learn how to do other things good too'. 

I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills!

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Zoolander centre for kids who can't read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too.

We send ridiculously ridiculous good stuff about how awesome we are.